[Intro]
A G A G F#5 (x4)
[Verse]
A5 A5
Ah, the itchy flakes, it is inflaming,
A5 A5
all the gels and creams, it is pertaining
A5 A5
to a fungus mold is my injection,
A5 A5
hope it's only a yeast infection
[Chorus]
A G A G F#5 A
Oh well it hurts when I,
A G A G F#5
it hurts when I pee
A G A G F#5 A
Oh well it hurts when I,
F#5 A G A G F#5
Hurts when I see
[Verse]
A5 A5
I vomit cum and diarrhea
A5 A5
on the tile floor, like oatmeal pizza
A5 A5 A5
Fill my toilet bowl of a cloudy puss
A5
I feel my blood becoming chowder rust
[Chorus]
A G A G F#5 A
Oh well it hurts when I,
A G A G F#5
it hurts when I pee
A G A G F#5 A
Oh well it hurts when I,
F#5 A G A G F#5
Hurts when I see
[Instrumental]
A5 F#5 F5 E5 A5 G#5 G5 F#5 G5 (x4)
E G G# A Bb B E Eb D B Bb A G G# (x4)
[Verse]
A5 A5
Roll into my bed, which does consist of
A5 A5
lice, bugs and fleas, and yellow mucus
A5 A5
Stained dirt, Vaseline toe jam and boogers
A5 A5
Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared
[Outro]
Bb G Bb G Bb G Bb G Bb G Bb
sludge Mmm Mmm Mmm
